Resume time... I need help.

So I've come to realize that I really hate writing resumes. This one I threw together at the end of last semester, and it really needs to be redone. Meaning, completely redone. I intended to make a nice, shiny new one, along with matching business cards, over the summer. But you know how it goes, in the summer there's always tomorrow, and my procrastination lead to forgetting about it completely. Maybe that's a good thing though, because now I can bounce all sorts of ideas off you guys! My primary idea involves text made out of logs and an angry bear...